by FAR the the absolute funniest thing I have ever seen.

Tonight me and Alisha went to Uncle Bucks after our workout and went out with a bunch of my coworkers/bosses.  So we decided to head home a little after 11 and walked out of Buckies and head to my car.  As we approach my car we see a guy and girl around the front of my car.  As we get closer I say “whoa…what do we have here” — thinking that they are just making out or something funny like that (because what classy girl doesn’t make out in the parking lot).  Right after this, we get to my car and see a woman in her 30′s with her pants to her ankles and a guy with his pants down just a getting her up the tail end!  I immediately scream “OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD!”  Alisha then screams “OOOOOOOHHHHHHH!”.  The girl (while not breaking stride with her flavor of the week) calmly says “Just turn your eyes, just turn your eyes”.  I immediately fumble with my keys, ABSOLUTELY DIEING laughing and manage to get us in the car.  At that point we put the keys in the ignition.  Now I have a car that the headlights turn on automatically.  We are now spotlighting the 11 o’clock show.  WE CANNOT stop laughing.  Alisha even exclaimed as we got to our neighborhood “Good thing I got my new inhaler today!”  HA HIlarious!  We laughed the whole way home and as we have called ALL of our extended family, we are now still laughing and sharing this with you.

Hope this brings joy to your lives.